Whyfor?

Why this?

I'm not a dog lover, and frankly I don't care much generally for keeping pets.

So, why, you may ask, am I starting a web log about a pet Dalmatian?

My Dalmatian... No, I'll start again.

My wife's Dalmatian, Rolf, is a pain in the aspirations of anyone trying to keep their wages out of the hands of their local vet. It's a "Love her (and I do, very much), love her dog!" situation, and because Rolf is a living creature with an almost endearingly child-like snarl at feeding time, I have taken an interest in improving his general wellbeing, health and body odour. Lately I realised that while I may not be the worlds greatest expert on keeping Dalmatians, if you want to keep a Dalmatian you have to be. This is where I begin.